The Monologue Pt. 2
"You know they gonna stop making them king size cigarettes and start making the queen size...because it's got a bigger butt! Do you know why elephants don't smoke? Because they can't get their butts in the ashtray! I know a boy who took his girl out on a country road the other day, stopped his car and took his key out. Says to his gal, 'Now you gonna be like a Camel, and walk a mile, or like a Chesterfield that satisfy?' She said, 'It depend on whether it's king size or regular, daddy.' "