The range/open-windowed apartment is absolutely SWARMING with hoodlums. Ie, mosquitoes. Luke did a head count this morning. Current actual bites on actual body include:

left side, near waist

right palm

left wrist

upper left inner arm

perhaps on the sole of my right foot though it could be HYPOchondria

where fantasy wings should be, two matching red welts on shoulder blades

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