Back before I caught the Drift, me and my woman, we got to talkin while taking to some drinks and thangs. Sure as the cock crows, I found myself willingly admitin I ain't never seen no cowboy western movie before. I'd 'course heard of those spaghetti westerns, and I'd taken to thinkin, growing up where I grew up, they just meant them movies were pretty nasty, you know, like theys shooting each other and fighting and their guts squeeze out their bellies like SPAGHETTI. With meatballs.

Boy my lady sure laughed a lot at that one. But I still love her though -- she let me in on the correct meaning theys mean when they say that. I reckon that's what started my Drifting.