ADVICE TO YOUNG WHITE MALE POETS
for the New Ad Hocism



I've discovered the new meat
Lamb is the healthiest alternative to veal
You've got to keep your heads straight
and self-made Don't let them beat you
Over the head with a sack Don't budge
for volumes Every chance you get
Bulge them Drawl them Others
become you Bankroll the dankest
nemeses to your crotch Followers
are bound to gather and clamor
Puppies and butterflies
won't take no more All Flee on sight
of your Bling This is how Young
WMPs roll Actual fierce
That real shit is thankless
No little sparrow Survives