Suddenly remembering Dana Ward's (the whole Midwest's?) slang for stepping out for a smoke: pop a tweet. Variations include: mack a tweet, totally macked on my tweet, etc.

And to think of Urban Dictionary as a vast (and juvenile) poetry resource. Uses could include: making the review as interesting as the reviewed. As in, "Stein's _Lifting Belly_ is totally hot kabitzing, son. Being kabitzing, it is hot sun," etc.