cont. >> THE MANNERS THAT ARE EXPECTED
copyright Carra Stratton, age 8

1. Eating out of your trough with a spoon.
2. No slurping milk
3. Don't be pigs. (Just a joke)
4. Only eat pig food.

<< drawing of pig with hands to mouth, "NO! NO!">>

5. Only eat with your fingers when your eating Sugar Mush.
6. Always bow or curtsey at the pigsendent.
7. Always play nicely (unless its urgent)
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11. TRY not to spill milk.

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For Nice Ol'Moms How To Make Sugar Mush

You will need
a cereal bowl
seeds
sugar, eggs
pig food
peanut butter

Put seeds in cereal bowl. Only 3% of seeds. Than put 3 scoops of CREAMY peanut Butter and mix it. Mix it till its mixed. Than put 6 scoops of sugar and then put in 3 eggs. Then pour ALL the pig food in and mix it good. Then heat the oven to 30%. There you go!