5.21.2008

It's poll time, y'all (the five of you who read this weblog)

1. You're on public transportation. You're reading the newspaper. Someone beside you or standing above you is attempting to read your paper. Is this

a) Okay
b) Not-Okay
c) Depends what they look like

2. You're on public transportation. You're reading a book. Someone beside you or standing above you is attempting to read your book. Is this

a) Okay
b) Not-Okay
c) Depends how they smell

3. You're on public transportation. You're holding a bar to steady yourself. Someone else is holding the same bar. What is the preferred distance between your respective hands?

a) 2 inches
b) 4 inches
c) I like it right on top, like giving dap.

7 Comments:

Blogger Karl Saffran said...

1. C
2. A
3. D- One hand per pole.

21 May, 2008  
Blogger suzanne said...

depends what they look like
never okay
four inches or more

21 May, 2008  
Blogger K. Silem Mohammad said...

Human contact of any kind is just gross and wrong.

22 May, 2008  
Blogger Jennifer Manzano. said...

was gonna write out my answers. then realized that suzanne gave the exact same ones. so, yeah, ditto suzanne. but, like, way more than 4 inches.

23 May, 2008  
Blogger Logan Ryan Smith said...

1. b
2. b
3. b

23 May, 2008  
Blogger Ridiculous Human Things said...

1. a. It's news, how personal a reading experience can it be? Share the wealth, I always say.

2. b. That's my fucking book.

3. b.

07 June, 2008  
Blogger Matt said...

1.) I recuse myself from answering, since I don't read the paper, and since I am the guy who tries to read other people's papers.

2.) No one has tried this yet, alas.

3.) An inch is as good as a mile.

09 July, 2008  

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