Recent events in the life of Luke:

Eating baby cow.
Alternately watching smellevision and Carrying cabbage leaves and water and pump accessories up and down the stairs.
Successful purchase of fan (stat).
The curious disappearance of the letter H ("all revelation is reduced to a single letter whose sound none can recall").
Watching yet not pickin' in the hoe-down. Next time on When Lubricants Don't Lubricate: "It is as if the acquisition of language were possible only through an act of oblivion, a kind of linguistic infantile amnesia."
A container of very pungent leftover kale next to a sweater in a bag will transfrom said sweater into a very pungent article, half leafy greens, half cigarette smoke.
Lastly, STINT as New Favorite Word.

Fondly,
le Drifter