"O golly," I exclaimed, seven eighths of the way through my workday. I've been spawning this blog for so long now and have yet to formally introduce myself. Please accept my most sincerest apologies, dear white male poets.

The name's CXYBP22. I'm a midwestern white guy with a business background aspiring to write instantly "accessible" poems about authentic American life for the amusement and improvement of semi-literate "regular" folks.

Forgive me, I've simply got to run. Hot date, you understand. In preparation, I'm off to bet on the ponies. Show me the colts!