NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH MEMO, for immediate & widespread release:

Last night a multi-colored first-print-round edition of HOUNDS (1 of 15) was stolen from a sedan in Los Angeles County. A preliminary investigation quickly led to the thorough and ongoing combing of surrounding cul-de-sacs and treetops. Officials have indicated that poetry theft is becoming rampant in the area as well as nearby towns and countries. No information is available at this time regarding motive or intention. At the urging of community members, professionally trained hounds have been let loose. Investigators are optimistic their efforts will result in the recovery of the stolen items and the swift apprehension of the terrorists. THIS IS NOT A TEST.