lime tree's comment in lime tree comment box:

"One second I was standing there talking about the Analects of Confucius, the next I was jumping around like an idiot, swearing and sputtering. Everyone must have thought I'd totally lost my mind, except for one girl who told me, "yeah, there was this bee flying around you." My finger swelled up like a kielbasa.

And then, a few minutes later, the strap on my briefcase broke."

Even a violated-Kasey still cracks me UP completely.